WARNING FOR A SARCASTIC ANALYZE!
That New moon(2009) where popular with the girls is no secret. New moon have given vampires a new image for the public that is quite more romantic then it where before. But why does girls find vampires and new moon so romantic? I have three theories.
1. Girls want a boyfriend who is over 100 years old and dead, which technically makes any one who makes love with a vampire a necrophilic person.
2. Girls thinks that vampires who must suck blood to survive, are aggressive, manipulative and dies when exposed to sunlight (not sparkle) is the perfect boyfriend to bring with to parties, restaurants, parks or just to hang out.
3. New moon, soft core fon for 11+ girls and soccer moms who gets rejected by the pool boy.
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